幽默忠告（英文）

真田心烦

1）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.



2）One should love animals. They are so tasty.


3）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.



4）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.



5）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.



6）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.



7）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.



8）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.



9）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 　　[em45] [em45] [em45]



［此帖子已被作者在 2004年9月28日 23:27:39 修改过 ］

下里巴人

好晕呀，英语她不理我了[em21] [em21] [em21] [em21]

真田心烦

没人气{:soso_e100:}
就改为翻译吧，先来第一句：金钱并非万能，有时还需要信用卡（Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ）
有兴趣的朋友来试试，就当练习吧[em1]